|Like||She's so orange I don't know wheter to shift or peel her|
|Like||boy: what age are you?|
Girl: fifteen you? ;)
Girl: age is just a number.. :) ;)
boy: jail is just a room :)
|Like||Lads I know we're having fun and everything here , but seriously , who's making the tea?|
|Like||September: 600 points easily, put the head down be grand.|
Christmas: ah in fairness 600 was very ambitious, 540 is probably more of my league.
After Mocks: shit. Slight overestimation. The mocks only test ya shur...450 be grand, don't want med anymore anyway.
April: Points have to go down this year for sure...300 be fine.
May: i'll literally be happy with 10.
|Like||taking your bike out on valentines night just so you can say ya got the ride ;)|
|Like||I love you with all my boobs.. I would say heart but my boobs are bigger|
|Like||Screaming ' I'M A LESBIAN ' at people who ask for the shift at a disco.|
|Like||most girls have a nice, cute laugh and then there's me like AGAHAHAHAGGGSHAKS HAAA HA|
|Like||turning all the boys down for valentines day because you dont want your cats to be lonely|
|Like||RULE NO.2 of the sleepover club: always get your tits out for the lads|
|Like||Struggling in the gym, then AVICII comes on and all of a sudden your a new man!!|
|Like||being raped by people cause they know you have bad tickles|
|Like||They called me small..I called them an ambulance|
|Like||Starting your Irish letter with "a Demba Ba a chara"|
|Like||"Valentines Day is so fake. If you love a girl, you'll treat her special every day. Not once out of 365 days.”|
|Like||How do you know if someone has an iPhone? They will tell you... Numerous times|
|Like||driving the postman mad on valentine's day with the hundreds of cards you get.|
|Like||Pre-drinking may save you money .. but sadly costs you your dignity|
Only smart people would get this.
|Like||cant wait for senior infants to be over :( cant stand all the bitchin.|
|Like||Dear Australia, thank you for taking so many of our idiots off our hands. Yours sincerely, Ireland.|
|Like||i fucking love been tall.|
|Like||Casually standing in your bra and shorts waiting to get someone to do your tan on your back.|
|Like||How to give the perfect hand job, Step 1: Use your mouth...|
|Like||When cleaning my room..|
69% playing with stuff I just found
|Like||At the age of 16, 80% of people have already met the person they are going to marry.|
Janurary:ur a ride!
April:ur a sex god:L
May:ur a beast
|Like||hey slut, what did your left leg,say to your right leg?|
nothing they haven't met..
|Like||Being the only group in your science class that fucks up every experiment....|
|Like||Lying in the dishwasher, pretending to be a plate|
|Like||Sitting alone in your room crying singing DJ Cammy songs to help deal with the pain of the loss of Bebo|
|Like||In Godric’s hollow,|
Born (but not raised),
With dead parents was how I spent most of my days,
Chillin’ out, flyin ‘round and acting so cool,
Waving that wand like I was no fool,
When a bald, evil dude who was up to no good,
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood,
I got one little scar and Dumbledore got scared,
He said you’re moving with your Aunt Petunia under the stairs.
|Like||if sex with 3 people is called a threesome and sex with 2 people is called a twosome then u should understand why they call me handsome|
|Like||i've no tits but i've a lethal ghetto arse to make up for it.|
|Like||cutting out the "age card" from your CSPE exam,and using it to get into the club|