|Like||She's so orange I don't know wheter to shift or peel her|
|Like||boy: what age are you?|
Girl: fifteen you? ;)
Girl: age is just a number.. :) ;)
boy: jail is just a room :)
|Like||Lads I know we're having fun and everything here , but seriously , who's making the tea?|
|Like||September: 600 points easily, put the head down be grand.|
Christmas: ah in fairness 600 was very ambitious, 540 is probably more of my league.
After Mocks: shit. Slight overestimation. The mocks only test ya shur...450 be grand, don't want med anymore anyway.
April: Points have to go down this year for sure...300 be fine.
May: i'll literally be happy with 10.
|Like||taking your bike out on valentines night just so you can say ya got the ride ;)|
|Like||I love you with all my boobs.. I would say heart but my boobs are bigger|
|Like||Screaming ' I'M A LESBIAN ' at people who ask for the shift at a disco.|
|Like||most girls have a nice, cute laugh and then there's me like AGAHAHAHAGGGSHAKS HAAA HA|
|Like||turning all the boys down for valentines day because you dont want your cats to be lonely|
|Like||RULE NO.2 of the sleepover club: always get your tits out for the lads|
|Like||Struggling in the gym, then AVICII comes on and all of a sudden your a new man!!|
|Like||being raped by people cause they know you have bad tickles|
|Like||They called me small..I called them an ambulance|
|Like||Starting your Irish letter with "a Demba Ba a chara"|
|Like||"Valentines Day is so fake. If you love a girl, you'll treat her special every day. Not once out of 365 days.”|
|Like||How do you know if someone has an iPhone? They will tell you... Numerous times|
|Like||driving the postman mad on valentine's day with the hundreds of cards you get.|
|Like||Pre-drinking may save you money .. but sadly costs you your dignity|
Only smart people would get this.
|Like||cant wait for senior infants to be over :( cant stand all the bitchin.|
|Like||Dear Australia, thank you for taking so many of our idiots off our hands. Yours sincerely, Ireland.|
|Like||i fucking love been tall.|
|Like||Casually standing in your bra and shorts waiting to get someone to do your tan on your back.|
|Like||How to give the perfect hand job, Step 1: Use your mouth...|
|Like||When cleaning my room..|
69% playing with stuff I just found
Janurary:ur a ride!
April:ur a sex god:L
May:ur a beast
|Like||At the age of 16, 80% of people have already met the person they are going to marry.|
|Like||hey slut, what did your left leg,say to your right leg?|
nothing they haven't met..
|Like||Lying in the dishwasher, pretending to be a plate|
|Like||Being the only group in your science class that fucks up every experiment....|
|Like||Sitting alone in your room crying singing DJ Cammy songs to help deal with the pain of the loss of Bebo|
|Like||In Godric’s hollow,|
Born (but not raised),
With dead parents was how I spent most of my days,
Chillin’ out, flyin ‘round and acting so cool,
Waving that wand like I was no fool,
When a bald, evil dude who was up to no good,
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood,
I got one little scar and Dumbledore got scared,
He said you’re moving with your Aunt Petunia under the stairs.
|Like||i've no tits but i've a lethal ghetto arse to make up for it.|
|Like||if sex with 3 people is called a threesome and sex with 2 people is called a twosome then u should understand why they call me handsome|
|Like||JC night is gonna be unreal! First we'll collect Matt Thompson and get some juice. Then we'll ask Jane, Michael and the ride Dawn to come spinnin all the way to Carrick-On-Shannon to the hotel and the natural woodland. Then while we're there, we'll collect Roisin on her bike at Greystones. After all that we'll find |QPR| and head to the WEEE festival, eat some fair trade food, and donate some batteries :)|